Monday, September 13, 2010

Bedometer

I once extolled  to you my love of my iPhone.  My phone and I have been in a serious relationship for almost 2 years.  We have had our ups and downs but have remained faithful to each other.  My husband, who gave me the phone quickly started calling it my lover because it never left my hands. Even in bed. Since then he has gotten his own iPhone so the jealousy has lessened.  Well I found a way to combine the love of my of phone, my bed and my husband all in one.  This handy little application called the Bedometerr, will count the number of calories that are burned during sex.  Finally!!



As you see, it does not discriminate against the single person with it's one player mode.  It's really the best of all worlds. We can use BOTH of our phones for a more accurate report of the calories burned in our "sexy gym."  You can even share your results on Facebook to compare your work outs with your friends.  All this for only $.99. What will they think of next?

Linda

21 comments:

Amy R. Nelson said...

Thank you for posting this! I have been looking for a way to share with my facebook friends how many calories I burn in my "sexy gym"!

AB said...

That's fantastic! Maybe my husband will finally understand why I want an iPhone.

T said...

oh. my.

and yep, I think I need an iPhone even more now :)

Kristina P. said...

This is almost better than the "Ask The Hoff" app.

annie said...

I don't even know what to say!

Alisha said...

HAHAHA! That's awesome. But the thing that has me all weirded out... what the HECK is the deal with the "one player?" I mean, good grief WHAT are you doing to burn calories by yourself! Don't answer that! I don't wanna know!!! **covers eyes and blindfolds third eye while in fetal position sucking thumb**

Lisa said...

Oh. My. Goodness. I don't know what to say about this, except for the query of can I link this to my facebook account, so that they might consider releasing me from my YW calling? And if we get enough people using this, the only thing necessary for post coitus boasting, will be a simple number shoutout. Like 49! (for a quickie) or 790! (for birthday sex). Something to anticipate. :)

Lourie said...

LOL! That is funny!

See Mom Smile said...

Yeh, my iPhone is her old "lover"---sloppy seconds!

Linda's non-blogging husband said...

Oops, the above commnent was mine, her hubbie's, typing in her open page! Rutroh.

Charlotte said...

I won't tell you how we've had this "does it count as exercise and if so how much?" discussion. I guess this could settle our debates.

Saimi said...

I believe there is NOTHING left to think of!

Happy counting!

Cheeseboy said...

Now that is an app I don't need. Will it count the calories you burn begging your wife to get in the mood?

Cherie said...

This is SOOOO FUNNY! I'm having my husband read this!
We both have Iphones also. We both have them on our nightstands when we go to bed - that is after we read our e-mail, play monopoly and read the scriptures (of course).
This is hilarious!! Just goes to show...

April said...

My friend T told me to come and check out this post. DANG Verizon for not having the iphone! I will have to check to see if the Droid offers something similar. I can share on fb. My hubby will never know the difference. SWEET! BTW...nice to meet you! =)

shortmama said...

That is hilarious!

The Martos Fudge said...

So my hubby has been wanting an Iphone for about a year now. And of course I have told him no! I better not even mention this to him. for 2 reasons...
1. I don't need anyone to know who does most of the work.
and
2. I don't need anyone to know how many times we use our "GYM"

But thanks for sharing your new very useful find.

Garden of Egan said...

WEll, nothing like being "out there"
Have you checked out facebook to see how many people have shared their results?

So how many calories? Hmmmm?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

ummmmm... why am I just learning of this.

I'd rock at that app :) hehehe

Evelyn @ Hanging by a Silver Lining said...

Do your children gag reading this? Hahaha!

Marian said...

Well!!! her mother in-law does. urp!!!

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