Friday, August 6, 2010

Master of My Domain



Back when the Seinfeld gang had The Contest and became "masters of their domain" I would have never have imagined that I too would be master of my domain.  My web domain that is.  I bought my own little piece of the web-o-sphere today.  I am now a dot com.  I have been watching, learning and listening to the smart women around me like Dee Dee at What Ever Dee Dee Wants and her great how to blog post about custom domains.  And voila! I am the domain master of www.seemomsmile.com.

So now that THAT is mastered, what's next?  Here are some other things I would like to master...

...the art of putting the toilet seat protective cover on and actually sitting on it before it falls in.
...the art of reading a book in less than a month.  So much to read, such a slow reader.
...the art of texting or typing emoticons without looking at the screen.  Where is that darn parentheses anyway?
...being a dog whisperer.  Right now I am just the dog yeller.
...the art of cooking.  Well, not really but I think I supposed to say that because I am a mom.
...parking my SUV in a parking space, straight.  Yea that's me, the crooked one.
...being able to have a pedicure without letting it tickle.  And then giggling.
...not being bitter that there is not yet a  Real Housewives of Las Vegas.

What would YOU like to master?

Linda

19 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I really thought that this post was going to take a very interesting turn.

T said...

look who's so cool! (and despite Kristina's thoughts - I'm quite grateful it didn't go THERE)

Peggy K said...

All bow to the great and mighty domain master!!!! ;) That actually is one of the things I've looked at doing, too. Just gotta make the time. Re: the pedicure? I'd just like to be able to not have my foot shake uncontrollably like a dog when you hit that super tender spot after he's scratched it silly.
I'd love to master photography. And house cleaning. On second thought...not housecleaning. I'm not that nuts!!

Whatever Dee-Dee wants said...

Yay! Your own dot com! I was so excited when I bought my own domain :)

Saimi said...

You can just call me..The Master!

purseblogger said...

Okay, I too want to be able to read a book in less than a month. I would also like to be the master of my home, as far as organization and keeping it clutter free.

LOL at no Housewives of Las Vegas. :)

Jocelyn Christensen said...

my waistline.

Lisa said...

I'm a child yeller...is that similar to a dog yeller? How about old yeller? How about an Old dog yeller? I'll stop now while I'm behind.

Pearl said...

I'm with Lisa on this one. Is there such thing as a child yeller? Or better yet, and more deserved, Husband yeller? They don't listen when I whisper. I swear nothing gets done unless I yell...

(Ok, just so we're ALL clear...I AM kidding)

Karen Mortensen said...

I would like to master the new blogger editor. I can't upload several pictures and then write stuff by them. I am still using the old one.

The Martos Fudge said...

So does that mean your not blogging here anymore? I am so proud of you, I can only Master turning the darn thing one, and visiting 3 websites a day... You are way ahead of me on it.

Charlotte said...

Nice. Like the new address.

I know for a fact that it goes contrary to SUV's nature to park straight. It just isn't possible. If only I could convince my husband of that.

Cheeseboy said...

I'm sure this blog title will drive a lot of traffic to your site.

I don't even use the toilet seat covers. Is there something wrong with me?

AB said...

a) So glad you weren't master the same domain as Jerry & friends.

b) You totally need to be on Real Housewives of Las Vegas. I would watch!

shortmama said...

I am so with you on the toilet seat cover!

ramsam said...

If I could keep a closet clean for more than 24 hours it would be a small miracle.
You make me smile, thanks for your great blog!

Selena said...

Welcome to the world of the custom Blogger URL! (I have one too.)

I wish I could master the art of writing everything down so I don't have a TO DO list always floating around in my brain. LOL!

Lourie said...

We have our own domain too. Are we using it? Psssh hardly! Pathetic isn't it.

What do I want to master?

Spanish
Driving a stick
Saving money--I've heard rumors that you can do this. haha

Love the Seinfeld reference!

JoeinVegas said...

I never could understand why you use those seat covers. What are you protecting, and what from?

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