Thursday, February 25, 2010
WWF in my backseat...
And in this corner we have 8-year-old Big Bully, weighing in at 45 lbs.
The match begins in the house and continues to the back seat of the car where the goal is to sit quietly in seatbelts, and the referee will then turn on a movie for the 20-minute ride to school.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Bam Bam quickly has Big Bully on his back for no apparent reason, other than he can. Big Bully then lays quiet, face down, as Bam Bam storms away triumphant.
Big Bully: I can't walk. He broke my back.
Referee: Walk it off and get in the car.
Words are slung on the way to the car.
Bam Bam: Poop head
Big Bully: Dumb Butt
Bam Bam: Poo Butt
Big Bully: Shut Up
Bam Bam: You shut up
Big Bully: You shut up
Bam Bam: YOU shut up
In the rearview mirror the referee can now see leg and arms flailing.
Bam Bam: He is kicking me for no reason
Big Bully: I am kicking you for a reason.
Bam Bam: Shut Up
Big Bully: Put on your seatbelt we are near the police station. (Yes, the referee has taught them it is most important to obey the law when law enforcement is nearby)
Referee: You want me to pull over this car? (She really needs some new material)
After one more round of the same, the seatbelts are on. There is silence. The referee calls the match for unsportsmanlike conduct and potty talk.
Cue movie. Today's feature, Snow Buddies.