Thursday, February 25, 2010

WWF in my backseat...

In this corner we have five-year-old Bam Bam, weighing in at 39 lbs.

And in this corner we have 8-year-old Big Bully, weighing in at 45 lbs.

The match begins in the house and continues to the back seat of the car where the goal is to sit quietly in seatbelts, and the referee will then turn on a movie for the 20-minute ride to school.

Let's get ready to rumble!

Bam Bam quickly has Big Bully on his back for no apparent reason, other than he can.  Big Bully then lays quiet,  face down, as Bam Bam storms away triumphant.

Big Bully:  I can't walk.  He broke my back.

Referee: Walk it off and get in the car.

Words are slung on the way to the car.

Bam Bam: Poop head
Big Bully: Dumb Butt
Bam Bam: Poo Butt
Big Bully: Shut Up
Bam Bam: You shut up
Big Bully: You shut up
Bam Bam: YOU shut up

 In the rearview mirror the referee can now see leg and arms flailing.

Bam Bam:  He is kicking me for no reason
Big Bully:  I am kicking you for a reason.
Bam Bam: Shut Up
Big Bully:  Put on your seatbelt we are near the police station. (Yes, the referee has taught them it is most important to obey the law when law enforcement is nearby)

Referee:  You want me to pull over this car?  (She really needs some new material)

After one more round of the same,  the seatbelts are on. There is silence. The referee calls the match for unsportsmanlike conduct and potty talk.

Cue movie.  Today's feature, Snow Buddies.


Ashley said...

Way to lay down the law Referee!!

Unknown said...

Oh girl, do I feel your pain! Love the comment - I am kicking you for a reason. Well that just explains it all, huh? LOL.

Amy said...

What a crack-up! Such entertainment. Thanks for the comment on my blog. Hope we can get to know each other!

Coryanne Ettiene | Kitchen Living with Coryanne said...

we call our youngest Xam Xam as in Xander + Bam funny. Thanks for stopping by my blog, will be back to yours for sure.

Stephanie said...

yes, those buddie movies can fix anything!

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

LOL!! I sure hope you get a raise Referee!
I'll never forget the time my barely 2 year old quite literally TACKLED to the floor my barely 3 year old in an attempt to reach the last piece of pizza first.
I wish I had it on film. It was awesome.

Unknown said...

HAHAHA! That's awesome! Thanks for stopping by today and for your encouragement!

Makenzie Vance said...

Mom, you're like a really good writer! No wonder you wanted to go into journalism. :D I love you sooooo much! You make my life complete!

This ALMOST makes me want to add to my blog.


Debbie @ OtRD said...

Just wanted to drop by and thank you for stopping by on my SITS day. It means so much to me that you were there to help me celebrate!

val m said...

hilarious yet again!!! I love the realness!!! Great name calling - I might have to steal a few of those names to add to my collection!

Codi said...

Hahhaa! I love your blog! This post sounds just like my kids! Even my 1 year old is getting in on the action!

Pulling the car over is always a good move...although when I do it, my kids usually end up laughing! I'm "so mad" that they bust up laughing! One day it will work in my favor!!


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